MEAN THINGS I'VE SAID TO MY FRIENDS

Partial credit to @poweronyourvcr for the idea. Honestly, how do I still have any friends? Also, imagine a very snarky deliver for all of these.
  1. No, he doesn't look good...that suit doesn't fit him at all.
  2. Are you really going to wear that out? (Many, many times)
    Also an important point: it's not like I have a great sense of style either? 😬😂
  3. I'm really glad you've stopped wearing bronzer as an all-over face powder.
  4. Yeah you should definitely go to a dermatologist
    I meant well!
  5. Why do your going out clothes look like church clothes?
  6. Talking to a friend after they had gotten a haircut: I thought you said your hairdresser understood your hair?
  7. You have terrible taste in men.
    😬😬😬