NARRATIVES I WANT TO BE EXCLUDED FROM

Since 1990.
  1. When I asked my boss about Christmas vacation time
  2. That time I threw up in my friend's jewelry drawer
  3. When someone asks "How did you finish 10 seasons of X-Files in one month? Don't you have a job?"
  4. That embarrassing photo of me at the Christmas party.
  5. When someone asks "Who eats Taco Bell when they're sober?"
  6. That time I accidentally posted photos from my night out in college to my major's Facebook group