NARRATIVES I WANT TO BE EXCLUDED FROM
- •When I asked my boss about Christmas vacation time
- •That time I threw up in my friend's jewelry drawer
- •When someone asks "How did you finish 10 seasons of X-Files in one month? Don't you have a job?"
- •That embarrassing photo of me at the Christmas party.
- •When someone asks "Who eats Taco Bell when they're sober?"
- •That time I accidentally posted photos from my night out in college to my major's Facebook group