POSTS I WILL NEVER WRITE FOR MY NON-EXISTENT LIFESTYLE BLOG

  1. The extreme calorie difference in bagel thins v. regular bagels
  2. Kleenex v. Puffs: A Conversation
  3. How to deal with people who say "Excuse me!" in an extremely passive-aggressive manner
  4. How to show up late to stuff, but not so late that your friends comment on it: A Master Class.
  5. The perfect volume to speak at when humblebragging at brunch.