POSTS I WILL NEVER WRITE FOR MY NON-EXISTENT LIFESTYLE BLOG
- •The extreme calorie difference in bagel thins v. regular bagels
- •Kleenex v. Puffs: A Conversation
- •How to deal with people who say "Excuse me!" in an extremely passive-aggressive manner
- •How to show up late to stuff, but not so late that your friends comment on it: A Master Class.
- •The perfect volume to speak at when humblebragging at brunch.