Stuff I read this week!

With no links cause I'm lazy and also not sure if I can sorrryyyyy
  1. A spec script for Superstore that made me laugh aloud multiple times
    Thanks /r/screenwriting. Also watch Superstore, it's wonderful.
  2. More chapters of "You'll Grow Out of It"
    Jessi Klein tells it like it is, and it is tough out there for a tom man!
  3. A long and somewhat unbiased(?) report on the 500mil transfer President Obama made earlier this week
    I still understand none of it soooo...!!!??
  4. A Serious Eats article on the different ways to prep garlic, and how it affects the final flavor.
    Thanks Chrissy Teigen for mentioning it on Twitter...no I'm not mildly obsessed with you...just medium obsessed.
  5. Many many makeup reviews
    ITS MY JERB MMKAY? ITS NOT AN ADDICTION.
  6. My bank account
    Crying followed.