THE MOST SATISFYING THINGS IN THE WORLD (NON-SEXUAL)
Sorry, had to make that distinction. Also these are all very basic girl things 😎🤗😘
- •Changing from dress pants to sweatpantsExtra points for taking your bra and makeup off
- •When your brunch order finally gets to your tableOkay, this one is mildly sexual
- •Seeing 'Delivered' on a tracking page.
- •Scratching an itch on your foot (specifically)
- •Having perfectly manicured nailsUsually for a maximum of 3 days only because nothing in the world is fair
- •Peeing when you really need to pee.Like that life or death pee where you're already thinking about the consequences of peeing yourself.
- •Opening and using fun new things you've just boughtClothes, industrial power tools, makeup, anything and EVERYTHING.
- •Pizza and Coke
- •The way your hair feels after a haircutWe can never judge celebrities for flying their hair stylists all over the world.