THINGS I WANT TO DO WHEN I'M IN NYC FOR NEW YEARS

Watching the ball drop is not going on this list because I don't hate myself. Be warned: many of these things are touristy anyways.
  1. Go to an improv or off-Broadway show
    I'm too poor for that Lion King life
  2. See the Rockefeller Center tree
    And watch while my friends ice skate!
  3. Sneak into 30 Rock and act like I belong
  4. Eat a colorful macaron at a patisserie. Preferably rose-flavored. Preferably Francois Payard's Bakery.
  5. Go to Williamsburg and pretend I belong
  6. Visit Katie who works at Momofuku Milk Bar. Maybe meet Christina Tosi?!?!? (Head Pastry Chef at Milk Bar)
  7. Visit MoMA and become more cultured
  8. Visit The Metropolitan Museum of Art and pretend I know a little bit about impressionist painters.