THINGS I WILL LAUGH AT BEFORE I LAUGH AT A PUMPKIN SPICE RELATED JOKE OR MEME

  1. "Mondays are the WORST! Huehuehuehue."
  2. Anything Jay Leno wrote in his last 5 years on the Tonight Show.
  3. Manti Te'o related jokes or memes
  4. The first comedian on stage during an open mic night, anywhere.
  5. My great uncle's joke about where the button is to put the iWife on silent
  6. Any time an agent or detective says "English, please!" on a crime procedural.