THINGS PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BRAG ABOUT

  1. Being busy
    "I don't have TIME!! WHERE IS ALL MY TIME?!?"
  2. Not reading books
    "I read a book about a dog once. Haha."
  3. Not watching/owning a TV
    "Yeah I just don't really watch TV...I feel like there's better ways to spend my time."
  4. Getting less than 6 hours of sleep
    "I only slept 2 hours last night cause I'm a robot person apparently. WORSHIP ME!"
  5. Having a messy house
    "Ugh yeah it's just like, a total mess, I have no idea where anything is...but it makes sense to me you know?"
  6. Not knowing how to cook
    Just...no.
  7. Not liking Harry Potter
    I hate you.