THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT

  1. Oh great so I'm about to get axe murdered, classic.
  2. Why does God hate me?
  3. Are all the doors locked? My paranoia is real.
  4. How charged is my phone?
    71% isn't good enough damnit!
  5. I really have to pee but I'm scared of my own house.
  6. I hope the power is back by the time I wake up
    Spoiler alert: it won't be.
  7. Maybe I can read by candlelight
    Nah I'm just gonna browse Reddit on my phone.