THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT
- •Oh great so I'm about to get axe murdered, classic.
- •Why does God hate me?
- •Are all the doors locked? My paranoia is real.
- •How charged is my phone?71% isn't good enough damnit!
- •I really have to pee but I'm scared of my own house.
- •I hope the power is back by the time I wake upSpoiler alert: it won't be.
- •Maybe I can read by candlelightNah I'm just gonna browse Reddit on my phone.