What my college crushes are doing now
- •One just had a secret shotgun wedding and his now-wife has more gums than teeth but I'm not salty
- •One is dating a skinny blonde girl who is way prettier than me and was accepted into optometry schoolGood for you I guess 😒
- •One is married and probably still cheating on his wife. NO ONE IS SHOCKEDHe's a POS and I don't feel bad saying that
- •One of them apparently came to my work and dropped off business cards for a hotel he manages and I had an overreaction in front of my coworkers 🤷🏽♀️
- •One stopped being my crush but stayed my friend and is married and I couldn't be happier for him!See, I'm not all bitterness!