THINGS TO EXPECT AT REEKERS HOLIDAYS

  1. Exactly fourteen attendees
  2. Green olives as a side dish
  3. Bad mashed potatoes
  4. A recollection of when I (ages 5-11) only ate dinner rolls
  5. Some Sioux County gossip
  6. 4:00pm "Lunch" of coffee and pie
  7. Bargain hunting with intention through the newspaper adds
  8. Group napping in family room
  9. Light hazing for new attendees