FIRST FEW PURCHASES IF I WON THE LOTTERY

I don't think I really want to win the lottery. I mean have you all heard of the Curse. Broke and miserable. No thanks. But if I did, I would spend my money on the following.
  1. Teleportation research and technology. It's 2015. Why haven't we figured out teleportation. I strongly believe if I could teleport I would never be late again.
  2. Donate the rest to super important causes. Like education and planned parenthood. And NPR.