5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random
- •Oh, here's a good one of the neighborhood. The man in the wheelchair chased me down the street shortly after this photo was captured
- •This is the archetypical stance of my yorkie, Zelda. Master of the art of comfort and mother of dragons.
- •Here's a still from this past week's episode of rupauls drag race. I know they're referencing John waters but this skit made no sense and had the musical integrity of a bag of hair.
- •Chicken n waffles. Just cuz. (Insert heavy breathing here)
- •Lastly, a photo of my recent honeymoon to Curaçao, where my hubs and I spoke in 4 languages over the course of 4 days. Colonialism is real, yo.