Dutch Phrases That Will Razzle-dazzle 🇳🇱
Granted, my knowledge of Dutch is about as useful as a computer with no internet, but allow me to share some Netherlandic linguistic gems witchew
- 1."neuken in de keuken"This basically means "shtupping in the kitchen." It can be used as a pick-up line as follows: "wil je in de keuken neuken?" Try it TODAY!
- 2."Geitsik met vanillevla"This is very lewd and basically means "vagina" but WAY dirtier and more offensive. Use with caution, and/or freely with someone you dislike
- 3."Mierenneuken"This literally means "ant-fucking," and is similar to nit-picking in English. Someone who nit-picks would be "een Mierenneuker."
- 4."Slagroom"Don't worry! This word sounds awful but means "whipped cream" or "custard."
- 5."Poepenol"Always useful, and means "asshole." Next time someone cuts you off on the 405, yell this instead!
- 6.Pannekoeken or krabsalat?You want pancakes or crabsalad?Suggested by @vp