My Dream Airport Terminal

  1. Cannabis cafes throughout
  2. Rosa Mexicano
  3. Copious places to smoke ciggies
    Disclaimer: I don't smoke but I believe in smokers' rights
  4. Drag shows
  5. Sanitary sleeping quarters
  6. Tasers as punishment for passengers who are disorderly, rude or who take 525,600 minutes getting to their seat
  7. Hyper speed people movers
  8. Stumptown (including the surly baristas)
  9. Pictures of my doggy everywhere