Signs That You or Someone You Love May Be Darksided
@jansonebwoodlee can pretty much claim ownership of the term "dark-sided" but there are definitive signs that you or a loved one may be dabbling in the dark arts
- •You own a lot of candles- like, a LOT.
- •You swear that whilst using a Ouija board, you were SO NOT moving the thingy
- •You love crystals and/or gargoyles
- •You laugh at national and/or global tragedies
- •Your best friend is either Jodi arias, Casey Anthony or Scott Peterson
- •You live in either Florida or Arizona, the craziest states in our beautiful nation of love and light
- •You cuss in church
- •You love the band Evanescence, and not ironically
- •You've killed someone and not in self defense
- •You can't get enough of Dateline, 20/20 or "to catch a predator"
- •You thought "boys don't cry" didn't "take it far enough."
- •You watch figure skating only for the falls
- •You can produce two tones at once, a la many monks, allegedly
- •You didn't cry reading The Giving Tree (as a child and/or to your own kids) or whilst watching ET, Beaches or StepmomSuggested by @jansonebwoodlee
- •You google "gruesome but creative ritualistic kills" on a quarterly basis.Suggested by @jansonebwoodlee
- •You watched "interstellar" more than two times