Things I Miss Saying➕➕

Take a trip down memory lane with me for one sec as I ruminate over yesteryear, and I hereby invite thee to do the same.
  1. "Mom, did you tape 'Blossom'?"
    Not if "father dowling mysteries" was also on
  2. "No, let's go to the Shell station - gas is 99 cents."
    The Exxon station was closer but gas was like, $1.09! No way was I finna pay dat
  3. "My g string broke"
    On my CELLO, people!
  4. "Leave a message with your name, number and the time you called."
    RIP, answering machines.
  5. "Smoking, please."
    When asked, "smoking or non?" (Epilogue: I quit over two years ago)
  6. "That's a nice parabola"
    Ahhhh, math....
  7. "Iced grande skim caramel macchiato"
    Thanks to aging, I can no longer drink skim milk nor spend calories on a drink from Starbucks
  8. "Do you use ICQ?"
    As many did for s short while in the late nineties/early aughts.
  9. "I got 💯!"
    I mean, I don't remember the last time I took a numerically graded test (maybe accounting in business school), but my inner perfectionist was really into this score.
  10. WHO WROTE HIS MOST RECENT TESTIMONIALS
    Suggested by   @jansonebwoodlee
  11. Will you take care of my Tamagachi while I go to camp?
    I mean I heard @sally say things like this and I'm sure she misses saying it.
    Suggested by   @donnie
  12. Wanna cyber???
    Suggested by   @vp
  13. Will you write me a Friendster testimonial / proof this b school essay?
    Obstacles abound
    Suggested by   @vp
  14. Get off the phone. I want to use AOL.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey