Things That Other (Gay) Dudes Do at My Gym Besides Work Out
I belong to a super gay gym in Hell's Kitchen, nyc's epicentre of gayness, so I'm not surprised by any of these truisms, but rather amused.
- •Make 20-30 minutes of extended eye contactAka cruising, or a prolonged blinking contest
- •Convene on machines and gossipWorking out doesn't even factor into the equation
- •Parade around the gym in a modified sports bra and pantiesWhy dress up to work out? I don't get it.
- •Engage in runway walking on machines instead of actual walkingWerqqqqqqq
- •Get deep into grindr, tinder, scruff, etc. and arrange a dalliance for later
- •Sit in the steam room and hope for an HJ
- •Compare fire island houses"Oh, yours is FAR from the ferry- mine is like, right there." - actual conversation
- •Take bathroom selfiesThe bathroom smells like a diarrhea festival, btw, so I don't quite understand why people want to spend time in there
- •Suggested by @jansonebwoodlee