As per the indefatigable @vp
  1. Sing songs I hate to myself, building up an admirable quantity of inarticulate rage
  2. Play the oboe
  3. Think about playing the English horn
  4. Ponder sexuality
  5. Wish I lived in Nederland
  6. Think about ways to lose weight
  7. Question why there are so many shirtless gays espousing a disturbing level of narcissism on insta
  8. Feel ashamed about the 80s
  9. Feel proud about the 90s
  10. Kiss my Yorkie
  11. Miss Luis