Why Its Obvious Im Both Catholic and Jewish
- •24/7 guilt complex, including a guilt complex about my guilt complex
- •Penchants for both matzoh Brei and Christmas ham
- •Inexplicable love for "the Ten Commandments" - so many people! So expensive for its time! And dang, charlton, you fine, too....
- •I don't like communion hosts because they're not as versatile or flavorful as matzoh
- •There's always a dreidel ornament on my Xmas tree
- •For Easter, I make deviled eggs sometimes