Why Its Obvious Im Both Catholic and Jewish

  1. 24/7 guilt complex, including a guilt complex about my guilt complex
  2. Penchants for both matzoh Brei and Christmas ham
  3. Inexplicable love for "the Ten Commandments" - so many people! So expensive for its time! And dang, charlton, you fine, too....
  4. I don't like communion hosts because they're not as versatile or flavorful as matzoh
  5. There's always a dreidel ornament on my Xmas tree
  6. For Easter, I make deviled eggs sometimes