7 Signs you are getting old

  1. 1.
    There is not just one, but two retro sitcoms that take place in the decades of your youth.
  2. 2.
    Those grunts and groans you use to make ironically while exerting yourself are now an involuntary bodily function.
  3. 3.
    When you realize the alarm clock in your bedroom is older then your kids and and last two cars combined.
  4. 4.
    The first time you realize the young marquee baseball players of your childhood are now the old grizzled managers sitting in the dougout.
  5. 5.
    When you find a box of grade school report cards then it dawns on you that if not all at least many of those teachers are no longer alive.
  6. 6.
    When you tune into the classic rock station and you hear a song being played that was popular your senior year of high school.
  7. 7.
    When you get pulled over by a police officer and he looks so young to you that you swear you saw him at the play ground the last time you took your kids to the park.