THINGS TO DO DURING THE LOS ANGELES HEATWAVE
Scientifically proven tips for enjoying yourself in the face of certain death!
- •See if your Oscars melt.
- •Swim naked...sober.
- •Ride around in a climate-controlled Uber all day after your air conditioning breaks.
- •Develop a life-long friendship with your Uber driver.
- •Create an edgy cable drama series with your Uber driver.
- •Move to San Francisco.
- •Awkwardly end your boycott of the Beverly Hills Hotel.
- •Jet to the front of the line at Sqirl because no one is crazy enough to stand outside all day in this weather.
- •Tweet at Pauly Shore, just to find out if he has air conditioning.
- •See if YOU melt. (Spoiler Alert: Yes. You are from Michigan and are not prepared for this.)