THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD

  1. It's fine
  2. It looks ok
  3. I'm sure it'll grow back
  4. Stop worrying, it looks fine
  5. I guess 3 months is a little long, I dunno
  6. Hey you don't look so good
  7. You ok?
  8. Why is your skin peeling?
  9. Oh God, I think your scalp is bleeding.
  10. Holy shit I think he stopped breathing
  11. Dave, Dave stay with us buddy.
  12. I never got to tell him how much I loved him!
  13. Oh look, I think it's starting to come in.