ACTUAL THINGS I FIND MYSELF SAYING, VERY SERIOUSLY, AT AGE 44.
They probably started ironic. They're not anymore.
- •Yumtown.Sometimes I get into specific locations. A Double-Double? Central Yumtown. Paleo cinnamon bread? That formerly blighted area of North Yumtown that now has a wine bar in it. Etc.
- •That's what's up.
- •Oh, word?
- •Don't even trip.In work emails. All the time.