WHAT I KNOW FOR SURE
Inspired by Oprah Winfrey, a famous and influential talk show host.
- •Bloody Marys are better with tequila. Ask for a Bloody Maria.
- •If Jesus came back this afternoon, punching Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee right in their smug, foolish mouths would be His first errand.
- •The idea that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" is bullshit. A lot of things actually taste much better than skinny feels. You just can't have them every time you want them.
- •Frank Turner is about to break huge.
- •It will always be the SPECIAL ABS ISSUE of Men's Health.
- •I have had dos (2) Bloody Marias.
- •This whole thing of The OathKeepers going down to guard Kim Davis is giving me a real "last ten minutes of TAPS" feeling.
- •As opposed to a "last ten minutes of BAPS" feeling, which I would really prefer.