IN MY WALLET
- •Massage parlor punch card (this sounds shady, it's not... I think.)
- •Childhood photo of wife. She looks like a real nerd in the photo and I think it's funny.
- •Cracked Arclight member card. I seem to always have 55 points no matter what. Useless.
- •Zara gift card worth $84. I should go get a skin tight European jacket.
- •Business card for guy that installs and adjusts car seats because I'm a good dad.
- •Free pass to that place in LA where they put you in a bag and make you sweat and you watch Netflix. Never been. Is it good to do that?