WHAT PEOPLE ON AIRPLANES THINK OF ME WHEN THEY PASS ME ON THE WAY TO THEIR SEAT.

  1. Look at this dick.
  2. Look at this dumbass.
  3. Look at this dumbfuck
  4. What a loser.
  5. Why's he just sitting there?
  6. I hate this guy.
  7. Fucking asshole.
  8. Cool jeans, dude.
  9. I seriously can't with this guy.