A WINDY THURSDAY NIGHT. ACTUAL ANSWERS FROM FRIENDS TO THE QUESTION "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

  1. I'm just reading some old letters
  2. I'm watching a rerun of Arsenio on VH1 or something. Anna Nicole is the guest
  3. Just sitting here trying to figure out love.
  4. Staying in. Ugh I did it again last night, why do you let me do that to my body you dick
  5. Writing. I just had an idea for a kids book about a boy named Harold who hates haircuts you think Harold is too close to Harry as in Potter?
  6. Finishing dinner with guy who said he wants his obit to describe him as "a cynic with a heart of gold who liked to fuck fuck fuck"
  7. (Me, I'm laying in bed chain chewing gum and drinking diet ginger ale but i think I'm doing it with panache)