A WINDY THURSDAY NIGHT. ACTUAL ANSWERS FROM FRIENDS TO THE QUESTION "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
- •I'm just reading some old letters
- •I'm watching a rerun of Arsenio on VH1 or something. Anna Nicole is the guest
- •Just sitting here trying to figure out love.
- •Staying in. Ugh I did it again last night, why do you let me do that to my body you dick
- •Writing. I just had an idea for a kids book about a boy named Harold who hates haircuts you think Harold is too close to Harry as in Potter?
- •Finishing dinner with guy who said he wants his obit to describe him as "a cynic with a heart of gold who liked to fuck fuck fuck"
- •(Me, I'm laying in bed chain chewing gum and drinking diet ginger ale but i think I'm doing it with panache)