SANDWICH PET PEEVES
A lotta people make me a lotta sandwiches. Here's what gets me.
- •The guy doesn't slice it all the way through. Insert aaaargh.
- •Too much cream cheese, like the guy thinks he's hooking you up or something with extra two inch thick spread, bro.
- •Wet turkey. Dream haunter.
- •The top of the tomato. Cmon man, that's aggressive as fuck.
- •Bottom of tomato. Now you are just being straight up antisemitic.
- •Like half an onion. Okay fuck you.