SANDWICH PET PEEVES

A lotta people make me a lotta sandwiches. Here's what gets me.
  1. The guy doesn't slice it all the way through. Insert aaaargh.
  2. Too much cream cheese, like the guy thinks he's hooking you up or something with extra two inch thick spread, bro.
  3. Wet turkey. Dream haunter.
  4. The top of the tomato. Cmon man, that's aggressive as fuck.
  5. Bottom of tomato. Now you are just being straight up antisemitic.
  6. Like half an onion. Okay fuck you.