1. Collarless cats
  2. Expired snapple
  3. Cash machines with graffiti
  4. Dusty candy
  5. That girl who keeps looking at me
  6. How many fingers does the cashier have? I think he has eleven or twelve fingers
  7. Do you think this pasta sauce is old?
  8. That girl is still fucking clocking me. She knows.
  9. Something was sticky on the freezer case now my hand is sticky and my nose itches
  10. If it's $12.10 do I give him a dime? I forget how change works
  11. The snapple didn't pop when I opened it