Horror Movies I Wish Were Real

Take my ideas, Hollywood!
  1. Typical post-apocalyptic stuff until you find out it's all because Pinky and The Brain finally took over the world.
  2. A little girl is possessed by the devil and her parents think it's fucking hilarious when she curses.
  3. Anything that makes Gary Oldman a vampire again.
  4. A serial killer begrudgingly helps a detective solve a crossword puzzle for three tension-building hours.
  5. Vampire + Pirate = Vampirates?
  6. The toys from Toy Story have a crossover adventure with Chucky.
  7. A group of friends try to spend one night in a haunted house without developing romantic feelings for each other.
  8. Paul Blart: Ghost Cop