Horror Movies I Wish Were Real
Take my ideas, Hollywood!
- •Typical post-apocalyptic stuff until you find out it's all because Pinky and The Brain finally took over the world.
- •A little girl is possessed by the devil and her parents think it's fucking hilarious when she curses.
- •Anything that makes Gary Oldman a vampire again.
- •A serial killer begrudgingly helps a detective solve a crossword puzzle for three tension-building hours.
- •Vampire + Pirate = Vampirates?
- •The toys from Toy Story have a crossover adventure with Chucky.
- •A group of friends try to spend one night in a haunted house without developing romantic feelings for each other.
- •Paul Blart: Ghost Cop