Things I've Had It Up to Here With, Young Lady

  1. Your clothes all over the dad gum bathroom floor.
  2. Your disregard for curfew, when it's so damned reasonable and you know it.
  3. Your gosh darn phone bill! Who's gonna pay it, you?
  4. All these dang nabbed laptop cords I almost broke my neck on.
  5. These gosh-golly-danged bottles of durn nail polish all over the dad-dumbed coffee table!
  6. Your attitude, little missy.