THE TRUTH ABOUT MY JEWISHNESS

  1. Mother is Jewish. Father is Chinese. Which means we all love Chinese food.
  2. I leaned to play both violin and piano (see above)
  3. Latkes with my dad's special chili soy sauce (see above)
  4. Bar Mitzvah party was held at the Shanghai Banquet hall (see above)
  5. All my Chinese relatives from Toronto came to my bar mitzvah. But during the party, Joe Carter hit a home run to win the World Series for the Blue Jays and everyone was celebrating in the lounge and not dancing.
  6. But he won the freaking WORLD SERIES. Wow.