Favorite Quotes by Tony Soprano
With one extra
- •Log off. That ‘cookies’ sh-t makes me nervous.
- •[Responding to a proposed prostate exam] Hey, I don’t even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
- •Dr. Melfi: It sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism. Tony: Fucking Internet.
- •Beansy: I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that? Tony: Well, the nose is as far as I'm willing to go.
- •Tony: "Revenge is like cold cuts". Melfi - " I think it's, revenge is a dish best served cold." Tony - "What did I say?"
- •Carmella: They're going to New York. He's taking her (Meadow) to Aida. Tony (very concerned): "I eat her?"
- •Bobby Baccilieri: To the victor, belongs the spoils. Tony Soprano: Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass.
- •Adriana La Cerva: There's something you should know. A long time ago, years ago, I had a medical procedure. It was before we met. My uterus got pierced. Christopher Moltisanti: Both of 'em?