Bar Mitzvah Theme Redux

If I did it all again, here's how I'd do it
  1. Pee Wee's Playhouse
    The secret words are Guilt and Shame
  2. Yacht Rock
    Torah portion sung in the style of Michael McDonald
  3. Catfish
    Anonymous FB only invites
  4. Yahoo Answers
    Table 1 - Are Humans Aliens? Table 2 - Can You Have A Platonic Marriage?
  5. Jeopardy
    Double breasted suits and taking a crack at growing a mustache