MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
- •Pretending I understand what you're talking about.
- •Fixing terrible graphic design.
- •Anticipating what my three year old is going to say next.
- •Parallel parking on the left side of the street.
- •Appearing very busy.
- •Making small talk.
- •Finding devious routes.
- •Finding the positive spin on something even if I don't believe it myself.
- •Cat-eye eyeliner.