MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Pretending I understand what you're talking about.
  2. Fixing terrible graphic design.
  3. Anticipating what my three year old is going to say next.
  4. Parallel parking on the left side of the street.
  5. Appearing very busy.
  6. Making small talk.
  7. Finding devious routes.
  8. Finding the positive spin on something even if I don't believe it myself.
  9. Cat-eye eyeliner.