THINGS I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND

Just... no. These things give me palpable anxiety.
  1. Voice mails.
  2. Having to rewatch part of a TV show because my husband sucks at using the DVR fast forward button.
  3. Acceptance speeches.
  4. When my house smells like cooked food all night. I can smell it in my sleep.
  5. Repeated questions.
  6. When people who live in Chicago/suburbs have no idea where some major landmark or other suburb is, and don't even make an attempt to guess. Look at a fucking map, people.
  7. Caillou.
  8. People who tailgate or cut me off while I drive my SUV with the "Baby on Board" sign clearly displayed.
  9. English muffins.