THINGS I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND
Just... no. These things give me palpable anxiety.
- •Voice mails.
- •Having to rewatch part of a TV show because my husband sucks at using the DVR fast forward button.
- •Acceptance speeches.
- •When my house smells like cooked food all night. I can smell it in my sleep.
- •Repeated questions.
- •When people who live in Chicago/suburbs have no idea where some major landmark or other suburb is, and don't even make an attempt to guess. Look at a fucking map, people.
- •People who tailgate or cut me off while I drive my SUV with the "Baby on Board" sign clearly displayed.
- •English muffins.