All inclusive list of who you might find next to you on the way to Parsippany.
  1. BO smells like bad breath
  2. Breath smells like BO
  3. Cologne Guy
  4. Continuous dry hacking cough
  5. Occasional wet cough
  6. Old man with giant newspaper
  7. Confused foreign tourist
  8. Confused drunk foreign tourist
  9. Eating smelly food and not sharing
  10. Drunk guy - beer in brown bag - keeps spilling it
  11. Loud phone talker
  12. Medium volume phone talker making funeral arrangements
  13. Old woman with bleach smell (this isn't a real one just thinking about my Aunt Sharon)
  14. Whistler
  15. Other