These are probably "you had to be there" jokes, but I'm an asshole so I'm posting them anyway
  1. on Subterranean Homesick Blues: "it's like a Bible. some people quote Matthew 3:15, others quote Dylan 2:28"
  2. "my god, he's so cool"
  3. "If you really want to understand this song, get high"
  4. "I was talking to my friend about Love Minus Zero/No Limit and she said 'don't you know that's the song all women wish was written about them?' and I said 'oh'"