LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS I HAVE ABOUT DICKS

/balls. I'm 21 years old and have seen my share and I'm still 🌀
  1. is the zipper on your pants a pinching nightmare?
    do u live in fear or am I missing something
  2. but where does it go
    how does it do that
  3. is it just like one huge clitoris because honestly fuck you
    tmi my bf's penis moan & my clit moan sound the same and what a lucky lil bastard
  4. doesn't it get in ur way all the damn time
    I don't like to have chapstick in my front pocket like wtf do u do with a dick in there
  5. but like doesn't it flop around and shit
    I know it's not like that really but I think I would tear mine off
  6. why am I attracted to them
    super confused