THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE MAKING MYSELF BREADSTICKS AT ONE AM

  1. ur gonna hate urself tomorrow
  2. what r u talking about, I hate myself right now
  3. Kaylie, ur gonna be fat by the end of the week if you keep this up
  4. I'm okay with that, you know? please don't shame me
  5. ugh
  6. you don't even have yeast. these are just gonna be baked flour sticks
  7. thats exactly the point, shithead
  8. you know what? you only live once, okay
    this was a serious thought and then I heard myself
  9. you're making too many
  10. yeah, but am I making ENOUGH
  11. garlic is bomb