Would you like that for here or in your face?
  1. Normally a hipster barista is calm cool and ironic, but today I experienced the dark side of coffee pouring. As I approached the ordering line I was rushed to order like they were running out of hot water. My friend was smelling the teas to make the perfect floral decision and was bombarded with hurry up decision making (talk about a tea bag)
  2. Static
  3. Miss handling the tea containers will get a roll of the eyes. Apparently it takes a certain skill to unlock the aroma of the tea cans. My friend was attacked by the tea nazi... What ran through my head was "no tea for you... Next!"