What Chaps My Ass in a Job Interview

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  1. "What are you greatest accomplishments?" Really? How about getting through this interview with these ridiculous situational questions. I think the 80's interview binder has seen its better days while the creator of these questions was listening to the Thompson Twins sipping on his can of Tab.
  2. What are your weaknesses? Another outdated cliché question that's gonna lead to "I work too hard, I care too much...(vomit) Wouldn't it be great to just say "I hate getting out of bed in the morning and I require 5 cups of coffee in order to get my socks on"