LITEROTICA AUTHORS EVERYONE SHOULD BE READING
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- •B.Z. ScentedcandleHis penis was to be found within his trousers, she supposed. And when she checked, she was right.
- •Eleanor DoritoShe liked to paraglide, and always envisioned getting her screw on while 'gliding. But until she met Sally, it had seemed impossible.
- •B.O. SavoryThey were both idiots, too stupid to know how to kiss. But they kissed anyway, being total screwballs in front of the whole school. The worst.
- •Danny PasqualichioThe island was just big enough for them to bang. Sure, one person's feet had to be in the ocean, but they took turns getting banged with dry feet.
- •Wade BoggsHis dinker got superduper long. It got longer than a pencil. It went up and up and up until it was next to the moon. Then it was so long.
- •Gillian PhlegmleeHe had jumped off a moving horse and his meniscus got torn real bad. Lying there with his shitty knee, he almost looked powerless.
- •Ursula WhistlesShe cupped his precious danglers in her open palms. "Precious danglers", she whispered, "the golden Nutbag. God's miracle sauce packet."
- •Boobs N. ButtsShe was 10 feet tall and she ran the 100 meter dash in 5 seconds. She had fucked every guy she had ever met except for Greg.
- •O. That FeelsniceHer vagina was like a brand new Dodge Viper. It was great. He cummed and then he farted so loud that the house shook on its foundation.
- •Stick WatkinsShe smelled like garlic. He thought to ask why, but then he remembered: this is the German Chancellor of War. How she smells is none of my beeswax.