THE PLACES WHERE I THREW UP

A Geographical Index to accompany my forthcoming memoir, Puking In Cars With Moms
  1. 1.
    Scranton, PA
    In my house, in my grade school, in my high school, in the backseat of a Chevy Tahoe, in a bush next to an outlet mall, in the awards ceremony for a junior science contest, next to a car wash, at a dentist's office, in a State Park, into my shirt in a Buick LeSabre, in a Lexus SUV
  2. 2.
    Chicago, IL
    In my dorm room, in my apartment, in the bathroom of a bar, in a girlfriend's bathroom, in the dorm shower, in the bathroom of an Iron & Wine concert
  3. 3.
    Los Angeles, CA
    In the bathroom sink of my apartment, next to Ripley's Odditorium
  4. 4.
    Ocean City, MD
    In the bathroom of a rental home, on myself while sleeping on a pull-out couch
  5. 5.
    Long Beach Island, NJ
    In the garbage can of a rental home
  6. 6.
    Washington, DC
    Out the window of a taxi in Adams-Morgan
  7. 7.
    Belmopan, Belize
    In the jungle