A Geographical Index to accompany my forthcoming memoir, Puking In Cars With Moms
  1. Scranton, PA
    In my house, in my grade school, in my high school, in the backseat of a Chevy Tahoe, in a bush next to an outlet mall, in the awards ceremony for a junior science contest, next to a car wash, at a dentist's office, in a State Park, into my shirt in a Buick LeSabre, in a Lexus SUV
  2. Chicago, IL
    In my dorm room, in my apartment, in the bathroom of a bar, in a girlfriend's bathroom, in the dorm shower, in the bathroom of an Iron & Wine concert
  3. Los Angeles, CA
    In the bathroom sink of my apartment, next to Ripley's Odditorium
  4. Ocean City, MD
    In the bathroom of a rental home, on myself while sleeping on a pull-out couch
  5. Long Beach Island, NJ
    In the garbage can of a rental home
  6. Washington, DC
    Out the window of a taxi in Adams-Morgan
  7. Belmopan, Belize
    In the jungle