Random SNL quotes stuck in my mind forever

I mean really random
  1. "I never knew Ben Vereen was so complex" Jon Lovitz as That Black Girl's landlord, reading Jet magazine
  2. "A card trick can make me cry" Mary Gross as the Sensitive Puerto Rican girl reviewing Ghostbusters.
  3. "Hey hey we're Adobe the little car that's made out of clay" commercial spoofing the Yugo. This comes to mind EVERY time I use Adobe.
  4. "I had a dream.. Of Fieldcrest towels at 20% off" Lovitz again, Martin Luther King Day White Sale commercial.