DESCRIPTIONS OF MUSIC THAT WILL NEVER EXIST

  1. Southern fried Radiohead
  2. Like Joanna newsom that you can twerk to
  3. Jam band with Coldplay influences
  4. Hair metal with some world music instrumentation
  5. Fela Kuti by way of Ed Sheerhan
  6. A ska take on the Smiths
  7. Like Eliot smith but with the swag of a young Lil Wayne
  8. A menudo-like collection of Justin biebers but with an edge
  9. Like Bjork that doesn't hold back
  10. Noise rock's one direction