DESCRIPTIONS OF MUSIC THAT WILL NEVER EXIST, VOL. 2

  1. A K-pop Lil B
  2. Sludge metal for the dance club
  3. The thinking man's nü-metal
  4. Glitch Folk
  5. The shoegaze boy band sensation
  6. Big beat polyrhythmic free tone dirty south hip hop
  7. The @john of Goa trance
  8. Acid thrash
  9. Post wave-core
  10. Like Simon and Garfunkel with the deep mythology and sample skills of Wu Tang
  11. Four on the floor Coltrane
  12. Like a grungier, gritty take on Tom Waits