1. I can be a little goofy
  2. And a bit too familiar
  3. I'm persistently too fat
  4. I don't always know when to say when
  5. Sometimes I just want to be alone
  6. I can act out in obsessive ways about the littlest things
  7. Or I can feel blithely towards something that should be heavier
  8. And sometimes I don't make it clear that I'm joking or not serious or otherwise trying to be friendly
  9. Here and there I can be pretentious
  10. But...
  11. I feel like I would do really well at dating Taylor Swift. If any of you guys know how to help me with that then let me know
  12. Thanks!