1. The epitome of the Reverse Voltron
    When you combine things that not only are worse than the sum of their parts but are worse than the parts individually
  2. But "pizza bagel" is also a term to describe an Italian Jew like me, and it's a cute fun name
  3. So I'm lightly indebted to the concept of pizza bagels for giving my particular mutt heritage absolutely adorable nomenclature
  4. However they are disgusting things to put in your mouth